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6 Ways Buying A Home Can Improve Your Sex Life

Published by Otto Dargan on August 26, 2014

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Buying a home can improve sex life?

Batman pajamas and you still live at home with your parents. Not sexy. You own your own property in Australia. Sexy! You can even keep the Batman pajamas. It’s a win-win!

Property ownership and an amazing sex life are inextricably linked and it’s been scientifically-proven (sort of).

It’s not surprising to know that both men and women want partners who are reliable and trustworthy, and who else is more reliable and trustworthy than someone who owns their own home? Think about it: a homeowner needs to have a stable income and good credit in order to buy a house. Forget the washboard abs and chiselled pecs, there’s nothing sexier than someone who is financially stable and has a property to show for it.

Now think back to your teenage days when you would fumble around with your high school squeeze in your bedroom only to have your mum knock on the door. It’s funny to think back on those early attempts to get freaky, unless you’re still stuck between your mum and a hard place, if you know what I mean.

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The back seat of your car is another go-to workbench for property-deprived lovers but you aren’t a teen any more and your hatchback can no longer withstand your sexual prowess!

With your own property, you can well and truly break free of the chains of the backseat and even take the action away from the bedroom. Ever tried it in the kitchen? Just make sure you wash up before the guests arrive ;)

Right about now, you’re probably asking yourself why you haven’t flown the coop yet. Buy your own home and become master of your domain! Just remember to pull the shades to save your neighbours from getting a free peep show, unless you’re into that kind of thing.

Where do I start?

Check out our sexy Home Buyer Resource Centre:

Don’t you want to supercharge your sex life? Our mortgage brokers are experts in home loans and love so call us on 1300 889 743 or fill in our FREE assessment form today!